... 'ave it ......

So, the Blues my Blues ......

Most football matches were called off last week-end (well it snowed didn't it?)

apart from the Blues and the Baggies ( and some poncy southern team).

Blues had a full-house, set a new club record of twelve games undefeated and,

most of us left Stans peed off at only drawing with Manure.

    Full-house eh..... looks like we'll have to get used to the 'Glory Huntin' fans'

as our  family (Eck and his team, Carson and us) are set to conquer the world. (wink smilie)

So for our new world wide fans, here's some info on Brummies...

     All Brummies are cursed with 'good hands' , we can create/manufacture anything

including wealth, though that is stolen from us by southern softies, bankers, and public

school politicians, but we..... well we just 'get on with it'.

We are not, repeat not part of the 'Black country', they are Yamyams, we are Brummies.

Ask any Yamyam what a Brummie is and they'll say "a miserable git". Ask any Brummie

about a Yamyam, and they'll say, "they need a passport"

    However, we do share a common border, and  we, (Brummies) speak Old English,

and if you can't understand us, well tough titty. Yamyams however, due to our sharing

said border, have stolen many of our words and phrases and not even we can understand

them now. So should you mistakenly cross the border into Yamyam land, here's a link

you may find useful, nay essential on your quest to leave as soon as possible.....

www.sedgleymanor.com/dictionaries/dialect.html

(you may have to c&p etc.)

Anyway, being a Blues fan right now? It's bostin .......  KRO